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andre (the zealot) Moderator
Mensagens : 2245 Data de inscrição : 2009-05-24 Idade : 27 Localização : Portugal
| Subject: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:43 pm | |
| Here you can post the jokes you know about Chuck Norris's epicness i'll start: Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad. Chuck Norris counted to infinnity twice | |
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Nitbug Inquisitor
Mensagens : 221 Data de inscrição : 2011-04-11
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:45 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesnt need to reload, he has infinite ammo. | |
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andre (the zealot) Moderator
Mensagens : 2245 Data de inscrição : 2009-05-24 Idade : 27 Localização : Portugal
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:48 pm | |
| - Nitbug wrote:
- Chuck Norris doesnt need to reload, he has infinite ammo.
good one Chuck Norris is the only man that can punch you in the back of the face | |
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Nitbug Inquisitor
Mensagens : 221 Data de inscrição : 2011-04-11
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:08 pm | |
| When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds. Life insurance costs are based on how far away from Chuck Norris you live. When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day." Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. Chuck Norris was the first man to walk on the sun. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
And there are other jokes I can post but I dont want to post them because Chuck Norris doesnt allows me. | |
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RAFAEL (OLD FRIEND) Angel Admin
Mensagens : 4998 Data de inscrição : 2009-05-13 Idade : 27 Localização : Here, again.
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:30 pm | |
| thx for destroying our chances of replys. If Chuck Norris was here, he woud have allways something to say | |
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Nitbug Inquisitor
Mensagens : 221 Data de inscrição : 2011-04-11
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:37 pm | |
| - RAFAEL (OLD FRIEND) wrote:
- thx for destroying our chances of replys. If Chuck Norris was here, he woud have allways something to say
Np, EDIT: Im wasnt going to wait for someone to add more jokes so I posted all the jokes I knew in the first round. 0% Spamming. | |
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andre (the zealot) Moderator
Mensagens : 2245 Data de inscrição : 2009-05-24 Idade : 27 Localização : Portugal
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Sun May 01, 2011 11:48 am | |
| chuck norris once took down a plane by pointing at it with his finger and saying "bam" | |
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Nitbug Inquisitor
Mensagens : 221 Data de inscrição : 2011-04-11
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Sun May 01, 2011 1:26 pm | |
| - andre (the zealot) wrote:
- chuck norris once took down a plane by pointing at it with his finger and saying "bam"
Heavies can also do that. | |
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RAFAEL (OLD FRIEND) Angel Admin
Mensagens : 4998 Data de inscrição : 2009-05-13 Idade : 27 Localização : Here, again.
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